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20 square miles surrounded by reality.
Austin is 20 square miles surrounded by reality.
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Did you bring the microscope to see austins Dick?
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1. Home of the Longhorns and Michael Dell.
2. The capital building here is larger than the one in Washington, DC.
3. Gateway to that world famous attraction, the Schlitterbahn.
Let's go to Austin, TX to watch the Longhorns beat the Aggies!
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One of the greatest places in the whole freakin' world. It's the capital of Texas. The weather varies from being incredibly hot to rainy, and stormy. Sometimes there are tornadoes. There are animals like rattlesnakes and armdillos there. The price of living isn't that expensive, and it's just a very good place to be.
When I move out, I'm going to Austin, TX.
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A mythical, god like basketball player that attends Duke University. He has played the game since he was could walk, getting better everyday. His position is point guard and is and expert at shooting 3's over Tyler Zeller. He is the son of the best coach of all time with the name Doc.
Dude, did you see that shot?
You just pulled an Austin Rivers on that kid.
Austin Rivers is the best freshman basketball player.
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Verb. To pull an Austin Powers - A multi-point turn that leads to being stuck and having the start over...or eventually being set free after 5+ attempts.
"dammit this fucking truck is too big...look at this shit, I pulled an Austin Powers!"
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The state of making either drunk or irrational decisions due to a recent break up
Sherry: Hey Kevin just sold that $10000 watch his ex gave him
Kelsey: Oh looks like he has a touch of Austin Syndrome
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