Boyfriend Protector

When a young man (aka. indie rocker who would otherwise be standing with his hands in his pockets or tapping his foot lightly while doing a slight head bob) puts his arms around his significant other and then stands with his legs apart as if to ward off wild wolves (but actually to "lay claim" * to his significant other).

*Note: The use of the "boyfriend protector" is a phallocentric gesture.

Bif: "Jeez, look at that mo-fo putting tha boyfriend protector on his lady."

Gordo: "Ugh. I hope he dies."

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boyfriend shirt

Shirt a girl wears that belong to her boyfriend and therefore most likely 10x larger than her body size. May also stink with sweat or possess an overpowering smell of cologne depending on her boyfriend's hygiene.

"나은 had been wearing that boyfriend shirt everywhere for 3 months now... to the bus, her workplace, and even to the mall. She should probably wash it already."

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Boyfriend Shmoyfriend

Phrase used by the over confident male who pompously thinks he can win the heart... or more accurately the body of an already relationship stricken female.

Steve - " ide love to give her one.. "
Michelle - " she's got a boyfriend tho "
Steve - " Boyfriend Shmoyfriend "

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boyfriend

A person who says they love you but, never gas you up or say nice things. But they're a very well acted person but they never have full on conversation with you. They seem as though they don't want to be with you or they're scares to have a conversation.

I tell my boyfriend we should talk more I try but he never makes the effort to it makes me feel unwanted.

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Boyfriend

HE is addicted to his games never really talkes but on of the hottest guys you have ever met he make you smile you play fight and some times it’s real but he loves you well maybe he’s sweet kind and just amazing except when he’s playing games then you hate him for not giving you attention

Me:Boyfriend get of your games

Him:nah I’m okay

Me:give me love
Him:one more round p

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gay-boyfriend

The Gay-Boyfriend is a homosexual man that is there to fill in when your real boyfriend is too busy or away.

He also is the person a girl will go to for advice in her current relationship. Like what a man means by what he says and how he says it.

He also enjoys going shopping, going to the salon, giving you fashion tips to drive your man crazy, and spending money on you when you can't really afford the most amazing pair of shoes or lipstick you've ever had the pleasure to run across.

Heather: "I love my gay-boyfriend, Chris."
Cheryl: "Why?"
Heather: "He talked me through what Josh REALLY meant when we were talking last night."

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boyfriend shorts

Cuffed blue jeans shorts that pre-metrosexuals wore in the 90s. Oddly worn by either homosexuals or gold chain wearing, moussed up frat boys.

Look at that ass clown in the boyfriend shorts. I guess it's too warm for his Members Only jacket.

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