Random
Source Code
Random
Small Asian guy with hair longer than my dick.
Brandon is Brandon
1👍 1👎
The WORST FRIEND EVER to have. Ugly,fat,looks like Patrick the damn star and has the iq of a rock.
2👍 1👎
A lad who's been slapped in the face by dog dick.
I'm such a Brandon...but I love it really.
1👍 1👎
He has a large ego, small dick, many pubes, and a dad body with double D tits. A complete thundercunt that dates an alien, and is fake as fuck.
Rebecca: Wow I have some competition
Jamie: Of what
Rebecca: Brandon's tits are almost as big as mine
1👍 1👎
Has the big gay
Man, this kid named Brandon has the big gay
1👍 1👎
Brandons are the most amazing guys you will ever meet. Usually know for their really massive dicks (🍆) they are exteremly caring and sweet as well as fun. Brandons appear like assholes and meanies, but the people closest to them know deep down they're sweethearts
Friend 1: All the girls are always going after him, why?
Friend 2: Because he's a Brandon
Friend 3: You know they say about Brandons?
All: Big Dicks and even bigger hearts
1👍 1👎
Brandon is usually associated with a fat, dorrito eating hacker who would try anything to be a tough guy
Bro, don't act like such a Brandon
1👍 1👎