Business Friend

you notice you're a business friend with someone (particularly in college and in a career), that this person, while friendly and nice, uses you for nothing more than answers to an exam, quiz, or to slack work off to you in times of need. They're nice people though, but they just have a material use for you.

Mallory (online): hey can I get those answers for that quiz in our HDF class?

Andrew (online): sure!

friend sitting next to Andrew: dude, you have no chance in hell with her, she's just a business friend.

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laundry business

Another word for lesbian. Lesbians fold the delicates. Also, it starts with L and easier to say in mixed company.

You ain't got a chance with Eva cause she's in the laundry business.

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night business

The act of doing #2 late at night with a drink while watching movies on a laptop, after your girlfriend (or boyfriend) has gone to bed.

Girl: "OK, I'm going to bed - are you coming?"
Guy: "Soon - I just have to do some night business."

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business gear

Recreational drugs of exceptional quality (maybe even pharmaceudical grade). From the movie 'Acid House' in the scene where the guy is on the roundabout tripping and gets hit by lightning.

I know this guy whos cousin's next door neighbour's uncle's best mate has some absolutely business gear.

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Wet Business

Well lubricated sex with a stranger.

1. Did you see how that Taco Bell cashier looked at me? She wanted to give me the Wet Business!

2. Why does it smell like Baducey in the back of your car? Did you give someone the Wet Business here?

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close business

To have sex with a female

"Yo Nick did you close business with that chick last week?"
"Na bro, she was on the rag"

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Busted in the Business

The act of getting punched, slapped, ejaculated, or clobbered in the face.

Broken nose, bloody lip, and missing teeth are all tell-tale signs of being busted in the business.

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