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Mike: Hey Jim want to play call of duty?
Jim: Fuck you Mike.
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Two games that should not be put together under any circumstances, due to the sheer amount of addictiveness in both to cause a rip in the average gamer's life and kill us all.
Idiot: Lawl DuDe ThEY ShuD so Mak COD Wit Mincrft n MakE Call of Minecraft hur hur hur
Person: No.
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An alibi for jacking off without being interrupted by a nosy roommate. Often serves as a replacement to fixing a broken lock or crooked bedroom door.
"No, I don't think Drew can come to the pool with us. He's calling mom and you know how chatty they get. We better just leave him alone in his room for the next few hours."
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A sexual act with someone who is ashamed to be associated with you in public. This is distinguished from prostitution or selling your body as you are so low on the food chain that the person seeking you for sexual gratification is unwilling to pay you for your services. Booty calls serve the desperate; i.e., individuals that cannot manage to convince another human to have sex with them on a regular basis.
Of course he likes me - he is just afraid of commitment because his ex cheated on him. Think about it - why would he take time out of his/her busy schedule to look me up for a Booty Call when he has time to stop by? We can't go out in public because he doesn't have time/money/freedom (insert excuse here) to take me anywhere. He won't let me take him out because he is too old-fashioned and has too much pride to allow me to pay for a date.
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When someone insults you with an unfunny or old joke.
John: What did you do last night?
Bob: Your mom!!
*awkward silence*
John: Bad call, bro..
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Phrase used when someone wants you to give them a phone call at a later time.
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All purpose adjective to convey contempt, derision, or inferiority.
The so-called Patriot Act presumes that a patriot would support illegal searches and the sacrifice of hard won liberty.
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