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A sex act involving moose antlers and maple syrup, usually involving deep anal penetration.
Bill, did you hear about the pictures of Sidney's canada's history?
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the act of fornicating in a parka and snow pants modified to improve access to the genitalia and anus
holy poop, my girl friend got me a gortex snow suite, i can't wait to teacher her "Canada's history"
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a sexual act involving skullfucking your partner after tarring and feathering them with goose down
i just saw stephen colbert get screwed--in the style of canada's history
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Canada's people are amongst the hairiest in the world next to the french and Chewbaca. Stephen Colbert gives a merciless Wag of the Finger to Canada, as do the entire Colbert nation as they tremble at our feet. Also, Canadians in actuality are exactly as depicted on Southpark.
Canada's History is garbage and not worth recognition.
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when a man and a women put moose antlers up there ass, while chugging maple syrup, while doing somersaults over the stanley cup, with out being disconnected from the bitch
"What did you do with Patty last night?"
"Well we go to know Canada's History...if ya know what i mean..."
"Awwww yeahhhhh"
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the act of inserting several hockey pucks inside one's urethra until they inevitably shoot out of one's mouth. the force makes your history irrelevant, because you are now the sickest fuck alive.
evan performed canada's history on himself and rightfully hasnt shown his face in town since.
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Something so void of actual events that it tricks new history majors into thinking Canada is a new country.
"I'm supposed to write a paper about Canada's history"
"How long does it have to be?"
"Half a page."
"Thats ridiculous, you'll never do that!"
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