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when you are about to cum but you pull out and your sperm hits her armpit and gets stuck there
i was banging this chick and was about to cum so i pulled out and gave her a Canadian armpit on accident
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Oral sex involving Canadian Maple syrup
Holy shit that bitch just gave me a canadian slurpee
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Canadians, in their vast desire to one up the rest of North America, created a way of fisting someone in the style of their favorite mammal. To perform the maneuver you must have extremely strong digits and the man/woman must have severely trained their hole. Pass your hands across your chest, stopped only by hooking your thumbs. They should now resemble the antlers of the great Canadian Moose. Lube vigorously with maple syrup. Stare deeply into your partner's eyes and give a curt, respectful Canadian nod. Roar the call of the Moose and shove extended Moose horns into the eager hole. Prep for most chilling orgasm of your life.
"She is truly a Mounty's dream, she loves taking a Canadian Fisting."
When two Canadians interlock their uncircumcised units head to head with duct tape and release their respective essences to seal their brotherly Canadian bond.
Me and Richard both have been friends for years, and have decided to seal our bond as brothers from another mother by conducting the Canadian Twinkie together in private.
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A sex act involving Canada's favorite elixir, maple syrup. One participant squirts maple syrup into their anus; then, that parson pushes the syrup out of their anus into the anus of another participant. Although originally intended for two participants, it could, in theory, go on infinitely.
"Did ya hear about those hosers making a mess at the Motel 6?"
"Oh yeah, you betcha. The were riding the Canadian Railway."
When after a long day of dealing with bullshit at work you pour crown royal and orange cream soda into your girl's asshole and mix it with your dick. Turn her upside down and pour said girls ass into a glass over top snow balls to chill.
Brian had a rough day on the farm so he went home and gave his wife ye ole canadian creamsicle.
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A semi-sexual act wherein the receiver lays on their stomach while giver pours maple syrup on the small of the reciever’s back and then spreads the syrup around with their breasts.
I wanted something a little sticky and sweet, so she suggested a Canadian Flatbed.
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