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A semi-sexual act wherein the receiver lays on their stomach while giver pours maple syrup on the small of the reciever’s back and then spreads the syrup around with their breasts.
I wanted something a little sticky and sweet, so she suggested a Canadian Flatbed.
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When you titty-fuck two curling stones.
A Canadian casserole is only to be done with a trusting and gentle partner. I knew a guy who tried it alone once. Dave was his name. Good guy. Funny, but a bit of a loner. One day he goes into his room Dave. Next day he comes out Dickless Dave. Still lives with his parents. Poor guy.
When you dip your dick in maple syrup and slap a girl on the forehead while singing “oh Canada”
Hey you want to get Canadian Saluted
A Canadian Vaccum is when a fat girl bunches up her vagina into a large clump and stuffs it into a skinny man's anus, thus creating an airtight seal. Upon extraction of the clump, this acts a vacuum, pulling out any treasures kept inside the anus.
"Oh man, I can barely walk today; Carla gave me a Canadian Vacuum last night!"
When a canadian sticks a kazoo in his ass after eating a bunch of beans and broccoli and farts through it. Usually done after their hockey team wins a game.
Brandon had a wicked canadian trumpet solo after the habs game eh?
Canadians only by citizenship. They may qualify by one or all of the following:
-does not vote or participate in the democratic process (doesn't vote)
-culturally non-Canadian
-writes, speaks and behaves as if they were American
-cannot distinguish any of Canada's history or attributes
Those guys over there have no connection or loyalty to Canada, they're just Canadians by citizenship, indeed they are paper Canadians.
Pertains to heavier women from Canada. When you eat their box from behind and tickle their belly from below and between their thighs.
Man that girl was chubby. She sure giggled when I gave her the Canadian Tickler and rubbed her belly when I was munching her box.
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