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A term defined during the 60s and 70s used to describe gay, black men.
Sexual chocolate over there visits the gay clubs weekly.
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When a girl who's got diarrhoea gets shit in her vaginal orifice and squirts. The resulting mixture shit and squirt creates a "CHOKOLATE FUNTAIN"
"What did you shower your peanuts in?" "A chocolate fountain."
"Do you have shit in your eye?" "Yeah, my girlfriend gave me a chocolate fountain."
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(n) the act of someone giving another hardcore oral right after anal so there's still poop on the penis
Regina: Courtney, I was in the hospital for 5 hours last night after Tre gave me a chocolate slider
Courtney: how much did you swallow
Regina: enough
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1.n. Canadian version of the chocolate bobsled.
2.v. the sexual act of defacating on a woman's chest then ejaculating on said excrement thus simulating a poutine-like substance and then titty-fucking her.
To celebrate Richard's hat trick he finished Bridget off with a chocolate toboggan.
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1.Great British Skate Team, rumoured to have created some of the most physically demanding moves ever created such as the 'Nivot' and the 'Zen flip to backflip, to handstand, to christ air 900''. These moves have been aparntly seen off a three story car park near Binton. Humours of Blind, WI, Blueprint and Element sponsors have been heard.
2. A cult of religious skateboarders who sing the praises of two gods, Noble Nivot and Lord Zen.
''Man those The Chocolate Aces dudes are sic, I've never seen them mind, aparntly if you look at them directly you can go blind in their mind-blowing glow of power and nobility''
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When you pass out on the bed with your head next to your buddie's ass and he farts gently into your face.
Evan is scrubbing madly at his face in the bathroom one morning.
Art: "Dude, you're going to rub your face raw!"
Evan: "Dude, you gave me a chocolate whisper last night! I don't want to go to work with any farticles on my face!"
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When you and your significant other are sitting in a car shooting back and forth different sex positions, the chocolate ostrich is bound to come up.
Probably originated in the mid-west, by someone with a common name like John or Tara. The chocolate ostrich is a rare known sexual position.
The chocolate ostrich is performed by a man standing behind woman, the woman then stretches her head to the floor and buries it in pillows while the man proceeds to shove his, rather large, penis up her ass.
This position is widely common and usually practiced among the homosexual community, but has recently been picked up by many straight men named Donald and is spreading like wild fire to all sex lives!
(Guy) "Welcome to the party!"
(Friend) "Thanks. What the hell is going on here??"
(Guy) "Oh that!? Chocolate Ostrich, pretty sweet, huh!?"
(Friend) "Do you think Priscilla can do that?!"
(Guy) "Hmmm... It's worth a shot. You better get some BIG pillows and wrap that shit!"
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