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cutest fucker on the planet. suuuper great boyfriend. very good at kissing and cuddling. very smol and adorable. super good at cooking with impeccable music taste.
friend: who’s that
me: oh that’s my boyfriend Dakota Kaiser
The act of pouring scolding hot tea into a woman's vagina or anus and drinking it.
Marshall: Dude I gave Janet a North Dakota Tea Time last night
Chris: That's disgusting
When you take a long shit on your bedsheets and roll it up with your blanket and leave it sitting over the air vent.
Jake did a North Dakota Fruit Roll-up, it was soooooo hot
The North Dakota Truck Stop is any sexual act performed in a car at a truck stop or rest area.
OMG! What are they doing?
That's just a good old fashion North Dakota Truck Stop, let em go.
A boy who is absolutely the best person you will ever know. He is very flirtatious and extremely good looking. He always starts off rough but then works his way back up to the top.He knows exactly what he wants and normally gets it when he wants it. He is very much so a lady's man. He also brings a smile to everyone in the room around him. A Dakota Zeller is the best person/friend you will ever meet so make sure to keep him.
Why can't he be more like Dakota Zeller.
A man named Dakota F is usually the most beautiful and hottest person in the room. Hes a nerd which is often the reason why his gf is turned on. Hes the most understanding and respectful person that has walked the earth. Everytime his gf thinks of him she often ends up red and with butterflies. She hopes they end up married. Dakota F is the most beautiful person and will always be the best person to breath and exist in this world and universe. Hes perfect. And always will be.
J: You're always gonna be my nerd, Dakota F.
D: Always will be dweeb.
Dakota F is a beautiful person inside and out. Her personality is bubbly, open, loyal and respectful. Her eyes change from either a blue ocean or green like a pear with their specks of brown. Her hair is the opposite of mine, short and curly whereas mine is long and straight. She likes doing different styles with her hair everyday and I want to tell her that I love each one of them but I'll probably come off weird. She can be emotional, loud when the class is quiet, awkward when talking directly, silly and does funny immature things. Somehow i love all those things about her. Dakota isn't a perfect girl but she is a beautiful one.
I'm in love with Dakota F