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its just a HP OfficeJet Pro 6978 All-in-One Wireless Printer, HP Instant Ink & Amazon Dash Replenishment ready (T0F29A
wow, look at my brand new HP OfficeJet Pro 6978 All-in-One Wireless Printer, HP Instant Ink & Amazon Dash Replenishment ready (T0F29A
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The soul purpose of eating a FWB vagina and leaving or resuming your day as normal.
Chelsea just gave me the best O, man I love a good Dine n' dash.
When you dash for money so you can buy a sex toy.
"Johnny was dashing for riches, and broke into a store for sex toys."
It hasn't gone out of business because the drivers are (at some level) eating the cost.
Hym "And the people ordering door dash are affluent enough to pay either way. They just tip less. Seriously, do you even talk to anyone who isn't a fucking YouTube vermin? How out of touch can a person be?"
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A quick, yet effective, blow job. The receiver cums ('splash') and the giver doesn't hang about afterwards ('dash').
We didn't have much time, so it was a splash dash instead of a full quickie.
To do a spla and dash is to be wanking by a girl when you are about to cum put it in the girl cum in her then run away there for performing the splash and dash
Girl don’t cum in me
Boy cums in her and runs away
Boy splash and dash
When you need to go somewhere quickly or are running late but you need a poo so you go for a really quick poo before speeding out the door with wipe of the bum.
Borris: Why were you late?
Larry: Sorry, I had to splash and dash