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A new diet that promotes the benefits of completely removing carbon and carbon derivatives from a person's diet.
This diet is limited to purified water, breathing clean air and limited tactile contact with carbon.
Wow, Calista Flockhart is looking skinnier and skinnier. She must be on that carbon free diet.
Got some flat diet soda? If it contains phosphoric acid and/or citric acid, don't throw it away, put it in a spray bottle and use it as a cleaner. Do NOT use regular (sugary) soda, or you'll make a super sticky mess!
Flat diet soda cleans well, and is safe for babies and pets.
when someone is only a tiny bit evil they are the diet coke of evil
ur semi evil
ur quasi evil
ur the DIET COKE of evil
What fat people go on to lose weight. Apparently, if all you eat is cabbage soup, the weight falls off you, but it makes your shit 20 times more rancid. My ex-boss was on one for a couple of months - he'd go grab the newspaper and charge into the toilet for a good half hour session. The place was off-limits for a good 45 minutes afterwards and some of the tiles had fallen off the walls
Workmate: Oh dear, Lynchy's just gone into the bogs with the paper
Me: Dammit! I really need to piss! Guess I'll have to go in the 'ladies'...
The best and most addictive Snapple. If you drink 2 or more bottles you'll be up for the night.
Diet Peach Snapple gave me insomnia and raped my pet hyena.
Something half of my definitions involve. See also sex.
The next time you enter a McDonald's restaurant, snatch a kid from his parents, take him to the kitchen, and shove some Diet Coke and Mentos up his ass!
Euphemism for bulimia. Basically you eat a large meal, then "eat three fingers" until you throw it back up.
I know Sheila says she eats sensibly to lose weight, but I suspect she's actually on the three finger diet.