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A dump so powerful that one feels the need to yell out "MEGA DUMP" as it's coming out. Frequently is an out of water experience, resulting in a dry docked dump.
Dude, did you hear Sean lay out a MEGA DUMP a few minutes ago? He clogged the toilet with just shit, not even any toilet paper. That guy needs to modify his fiber intake.
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The act of slowly ingesting quick-crete concrete into your diet for a period of up to a month long without performing a bowel movement, then once concrete has settled for a specific amount of time the clientel may lay down (face up) and excrete a hybrid of half concrete and half defication causing one to propel from the ground in a reverse push up style motion
Stephen is trying a dump-up as we speak.
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When your boyfriend or girlfriend comes home from university for thanksgiving and you dump their ass.
Charla came home this weekend and I turkey dumped her
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When you are having a BBQ and you eat so much meat that you get bloated and feel sick and have to go to the toilet to relieve the pressure, and it is a massive, horrible meaty dump. It also has to be in someone else's house.
Dude, wheres Vic? Vic's taking a burger dump in Joe's toilet.
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(N) The term used to explain the phenomenon that occurs when one has an intense need to take a massive dump. All cognitive processing is rendered hopeless. Often, even the simplest of questions seem like logarithms. Ones only thoughts consist of preventing the mud butt blast. Images of sharting in ones underpants haunt the afflicted.
In addition to cognitive processing, motor skills are also affected, mainly in the extremities. The focus, rather, is shifted to sphincter control. Common symptoms include, but are not limited to, pigeon walking, buttcheek clenching, hand on the anus, short choppy steps that appear similar to watching a midget run, all of which culminate in the jogging in place once you reach the toilet, scrambling to assume the position. Facial expressions such as the blue eagle are quite common and often one becomes fishbelly white in the face.
Jon was asked a simple question such as "What are some of your hobbies?" Since he had dump on the brain, his answer was less than sufficient and he was not hired at Wendy's.
Sean was on a conference call when he was immediately stricken with dump on the brain. Whats worse, he forgot to hit the mute button as his asshole exploded into the toilet.
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where you're taking a dump, ejaculate, and then continue with your dump
I had to shit real bad while watching porn so I took an oreo dump.
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a dump rat is a person who is so trampy in there ways and have no morals and will eat anywere or anything..
or simply a idiot.
you dump rat put that back in the bin..
you dump rat go and have a wash
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