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Eva Luna is the cutest, funniest, most beautiful and intelligent girl you’ll ever meet. You’re most likely to find her saving hurt animals or helping old people with crossing the street.
If you ever meet a Eva Luna, you should count your lucky stars and never let her go, she will be the best friend you’ll ever have.
‘Hey, who was that amazingly funny hottie we met the other day while cleaning the beach for charity?’
‘Oh, that was Eva Luna.’
A female individual that always has a penis in her schoolbag to write her sad little poems with.
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Dude: yo can we buy a pizza?
Dude 2: Shut the fuck up
Dude: Why? I just want a pizza
Dude 2: I said shut the fuck up, Eva Brannon
Dude: Why did you have to do me like that