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A dildo used by Asian American women.
The neighbors always know when Kim is using her electric banana.
Unlike a regular bog, an electric bog goes bzzzt. The phrase “Electric Bog” is typically used as a substitute for words: often those similar to, or rhyming with “Bog”, however this is not always the case. Electric bogs are primarily found within online global chat rooms and are closely associated with any electrical sounds. Specifically “bzzzt”.
“We are the Electric Bog. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.”
“Honey, I shrunk the Electric Bog”
“Friends call me Electric Bog Miser. Whatever I touch goes -bzzzt- in my clutch. Hah! I’m too much.”
Electric bacon, better known as a brain. Is called this for its similarity to bacon and being very electric
Hey bro, hows your electric bacon feeling?
Not great
It's cold outside
And the paint's peeling off of my walls
There's a man outside
In a long coat, grey hat, smoking a cigarette
Now the light fades out
And I wonder what I'm doing in a room like this
There's a knock on the door
And just for a second I thought I remembered you
So now I'm alone
Now I can think for myself
About little deals and S.U's
And things that I just don't understand
Like a white lie that night
Or a sly touch at times
I don't think it meant anything to you
So I open the door
It's the 'friend' that I'd left in the hallway
'Please sit down'
A candlelit shadow on a wall near the bed
You know I hate to ask
But Are Friends Electric?
Only mine's broke down
And now I've no-one to love
So I found out your reason for the phone calls and smiles
And it hurts and I'm lonely
And I should never have tried
And I missed you tonight
So it's time to leave
You see it meant everything to me
When a person is fucking a pig from behind and just as they cum they thrust so deep it pushes the pig into the electric fence shocking the big fucker and amplifying the orgasm.
A man can build a thousand bridges, but one Inverted Ham and Mayo Electric Boogaloo and everyone is shocked they are a pig fucker forever.
Not as shocked as the pig fucker of course.
The act of throwing a light-up butt plug into someone's hole.
Bob bent over and spread his cheeks to receive my Electric Frisbee.
When you put on wool socks during sex, rub your feet on the floor, and shock them.
Dude I gave Jen an electric scotch tape last night!