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When a woman says she is cold and a man shits on her chest to keep her warm
Her: Baby, im cold
Him: Do you want an eskimo pie?
Her: oh yes please that will warm me up
When two biological brothers cream pie the same hole during the same session.
"I've never slept with brothers before, are you guys down to Eskimo pie me?"
"This chick was such a freak that she asked me and my brother to Eskimo pie her ass."
When a sister and a brother fuck the same person
Bro, my sister fucked the same dude I did, that’s Eskimo Incest!!
when the wee wee's not boneless or skinless; an "as is" tally wacker; a peek-a-boo pee pee; meat sword with a hoodie; king cobra anaconda; uncut ding a ling; scarfed pecker; bearded johnson; turkey neck with a turtleneck; the whole schlong ding dong; welfare weenis
He whipped out his eskimo dick and I was scared to death!
When it's too cold to remove your clothes while reciving/giving head, so only the genitalia are removed from the clothing (man unzips fly and slips out his dick/ woman pulls down pants to expose the vagina)
Man it was so cold yesterday my girlfriend gave me Eskimo Head
When you bury your face so hard into your lady’s vagina your nose touches down into
Her asshole.
I vigorously face-fucked her, I gave her an angry Eskimo!
Like an Eskimo kiss, but when giving oral sex in 69 form, rubbing one's nose on the jewel-encrusted butt plug of their partner. Specifically if it is a white clear jewel imitating diamond (hence the ice). Depending on the sex and flexibility of both the Eskimo ice performer and recipient, a break may need to be taken from the deed of oral sex itself in order to make such an act possible.
Dude, we were having such a great night until she got startled and farted when I accidentally Eskimo Ice-d her.