when a guy fucks a virgin standing up and she gets blood on her feet
Girl: "Im sorry, I'm new at this..."
Guy: "got cold feet eh?"
Girl "No... i have red feet..."
Once upon a time some people believed that the bigger your feet the bigger your dick so having small feet is having a small dick.
He has pretty small feet if ya know what I mean
When the bottoms of one’s feet become black and nasty due to roaming university ave. or any where for that matter, with no shoes. Much like gypsy’s who have no shoes and who travel the world aimlessly, thus, making their feet black and nasty.
God damn, D. Mason has has some nasty ass GYPSY feet, nigga.
"Yo there's a a lot of penis at this party, it's time to beat feet"
n. Feet that are just too big, flat or awkward for regular walking. Shoes don't fit properly and dancing is impossible.
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Why don't you buy a skateboard dude? You are missing out on life and the babes think you're lame.
I got the duck feet.
Bummer. Wanna squish some grapes?
When you're laying in bed in the summer and your feet get so hot, the level of uncomfortablness is he equivalent to heat stroke
Wife:Pull of the covers I'm getting feet stroke!
Husband:Alrighty my feet are a bit hot also dearest!