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When someone gets excited and creams or gushes their pants, hence a sticky feeling similar to chewing gum.
She found him soooo sexy she gushed and then realised she had chewing gum knickers
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A blow-job from a toothless native Alaskan. Due to poor standards in dental care, many native Alaskans lose their teeth, leading to toothless blowjobs.
"Pale-face, cocksucking motherfucker! No Eskimo Gum-rub for you! Kill me now!"
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this is when you jizz in a gum boot and make your lady drink it or whoever you want
man i heard brandon purcha gave tiana king a gum boot special isnt that nasty
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Hey, you got some conehead chewing gum I can use?
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Another name for your testicles.
The room went quiet when I ripped my pants and pulled out my hairy bubble gum.
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When a dentist anesthesizes a female patient, yanks out all of her teeth with plyers and proceeds to fuck her face.
Yeah, I ran into a girl from high school at the office. She was looking good, so instead of filling her cavity, I made her give me a Bleeding Gums Murphy.
She's not looking so good anymore.
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People who always stick with there cellular phones.
cell gum: cell=cellular with gum. People, who are very much talkative always get stuck with there cell phones.
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