hard car

(n.) an armored or bulletproofed vehicle; used by the President and other VIPs for protection

Pete Garrison: Yeah, it's Garrison. Need a hard car for the President at Southwest Two.

Tom DiPaola: Coming to you, Pete. (to the driver) Go. Go! Go, go! Southwest stairs. Let's go get 'em.

-The Sentinel (2006)

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hard dick

Either:
a) A misspelling for hard disk. Usually ends up extremely funny to whoever is reading it because of the second definition...
b) A erection.

a) (as you might see on a tech support forum somewhere) my hard dick wont boot up?!?!?!? what's wrong!?#@?? help!!!!
b) Viagra will give you a hard dick...

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hard nipple

A nipple erection of the female body in while the nipple muscle gets hard due to being simulated by incredibily cold weather or sex.

While Sami was unconscious, Sami's dog gave Sami a hard nipple. Sami, thinking it's the girl of his dreams, enjoyed it.

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hard time

Prison-sentence, jail-time.

Murder's gonna get you 25 years hard time.

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trying hard

(VERB)

1) Trying to "FIT IN" in terms of fashion and social acceptance.

2) Selling your character just to be socially accepted.

Synonym: POSER

Jason is so trying hard, he tries to be a rocker even if he's not, just to be accepted.

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hard timing it

When you're sad, mad, depressed, over a break up with your spouse. Men use it in description to other men, normally.

Have you talk to Steve??

Na that fools hard timing it right now.

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as hard as nails

someone who is hard as nails seems to have no feelings such as fear or sympathy

John is as hard as nails - I've never even seen him smile.

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