The High Ground

When a man with a British accent chops your legs off because u are a idiot.

"It's over anakin, I have the high ground."
"AHHHH"

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Work High

When you're not too high to function at work but still high enough to enjoy yourself. Not usually high enough if you're out smoking with your friends.

Dude, pack another bowl. I'm only work high...

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High School

Is like the Catholic Purgatory, in that people holier-than-thou beat you over the head (with textbooks rather than maces) and after suffering through this for a set period of time, you eventually are permitted to pass through the Pearly Gates when the Principal hands you the diploma. Of course, there is also the possibility of going to Hell by dropping out. But, no worries-- all high school affects is the fate of your immortal soul.

Parent-- "What did your English teacher assign for homework?"

Teenager-- "Dante. Pure torture."

Parent-- "Well, it might SEEM like Hell now, but don't worry-- it'll make you a better person. You can even use that when you send in college applications."

And then you wonder if you'll make it to college, or if your obituary will read 'cause of death: high school.'

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Hemet high

A school filled with a bunch of white privileged kids who all have a nicotine addiction.

Hey just be glad you dont go to hemet high.

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high head

getting a blow job from a girl that is very stoned.

Dude, last night my girlfriend got so stoned she gave me high head for 30 minutes.

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Aces High

1.) In a card game an ace can be the lowest or highest card in the deck, in this case it is the highest. If it was the lowest it would be known as Aces Low.

2.) High stakes; Slang for a dangerous event; No turning back

1.) While playing a card game someone asked, "Are aces low or high"? I replied, "It's Aces High"

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High

To be high is to analyze the data one level deeper than when not high.
In other words, if in the usual state you analyze the data, the high state is when you analyze the metadata.

If you watch the forecast you normally process the next day's weather. When high, on top of that, you wonder if the weather is accurate.

Me right now when I came up with this definition.

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