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When the white fluff or particles of a brand new jacket or hoodie land on your pants and then there is so much that it looks like a cum stain.
After buying a new jacket, a found loads of jacket cum on my pants the next day.
One who preaches the importance of wearing jackets during cold weather.
John: Dude you should really wear a jacket right now its freezing.
Mike: Whatever man, stop being such a jacketeer.
This is when you leave your jacket sitting in a place where a pet of some sort can take a dump on it without your knowing of. And the unfortunate surprise of when you put on your jacket to find out that you have a turd stuck to you.
"oh my cat just gave me a rusty jacket!"
Going by the smell I think your dog has just given me a rusty jacket again!"
A "Winter Jacket Kid" is a term made for the really weird, smelly kids at any school. Usually they're pretty “heavy” or look like they could be snapped like a twig.
(They also have pretty bad personalities such as being : aggressive, dishonest, irresponsible, and or arrogant.)
Basically the weird kids that wear winter jackets all year EVEN IF IT ISNT WINTER??
P1 : Dude, this guy is SUCH A WINTER JACKET KID
P2: I know right, in class he always take off his shoes—eats his toe jam, earwax, and boogers…
P1: EWW- WTF
The warm feeling that comes from within when you have a good whiskey buzz.
"You guys are cold? I'm not. I got my whiskey jacket on."
When you fart and it hangs around your body making you smell like said fart
Damn , Hugh just dropped guts. Smells like hes wearing a fart jacket
Take a bunch of cold medicine and try to jerk off
I had the sniffles last week so I took some dayquil and had myself a cold jacket