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Jam Jar

The Jam Jar is a muscular and tubular part of the female genital tract, which in humans extends from the vulva to the uterus. The outer Jam Jar opening may be partly covered by a membrane called the hymen. At the deep end, the cervix (neck of the uterus) bulges into the Jam Jar. The Jam Jar allows for sexual intercourse and childbirth, and channels menstrual flow, which occurs periodically as part of the menstrual cycle.

"Ay Cookie Boy, get a load of that Jam Jar? Its toooight like a tooiger"

"I'm going to tear that jam jar a new lolly box."

A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "can I smell your Jam Jar?" The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "certainly not!" "Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet then".

"Your Jam Jar should be called Jasmine, because it's always got Aladdin"

"How is a Jam Jar like a grapefruit? The best ones squirt when you eat them"

"Why is a Jam Jar just like the weather? When it's wet, it's time to go inside"

"What do Jam Jar's and screen doors have incommon? The more they get slammed the looser they get"

"I'm not saying she's a slut, but if her Jam Jar was a video game it would be rated E for Everyone"

Jam Jar translated in English = Jasmine.

by Neville Fkn Bartos February 4, 2016


jam jar

faithybaby’s vagina

jam jar is an organ belonging to the current gf of ellie j ( soon to be ex )

by meelie February 20, 2023


sub lt jar

A really annoying person who’s a bit of a freak

Person 1: ‘Oi, help me carry this box I’m about to drop it’
Person 2: ‘no lol get good
Person 1: ‘such a sub lt jar’

by Local Vietnam vet September 22, 2022


wild jars

Wild jars.....

ok....

GOOD GOD LOOK AT THOSE WILD JARS!!!!

by OH GOD HELP ME April 7, 2018


jerk n a jar

The process of giving a sperm sample for medical or IVF.

I told my boss I would be late on Monday because I have to go jerk n a jar.

by DNAGuy June 7, 2024


Friendship Jar

You definitely have way too much time on your hands aren't you? *Sigh* fine, fine...

- it means, giving out your kindness to your friends or coping your kind of friendship to avoid toxic people from changing it.

*Sigh*
- It's a jar type that resembles the meme where that blue pony is inside that jar.

Synonyms: Kindness spreader

Antonyms: Pure Foe Bottle

Do I even have to make an example about the Friendship Jar?

by ihategumbo November 2, 2021


Jar chaser

Someone, usually a female. who trades sex for drugs and bounces from person to person, leaving one when they run out of drugs and going to another.

That Ruth Ann stays high and is with a different dude every week, she's a total jar chaser.

by Deadhead859 July 20, 2022