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Utah Jazz

Polygamy, group sex, or just bein' a dedicated slut (male or female).

"Fred has four wives."
"Wow. That's some "Utah Jazz" right there."

"You should come to the hotel tonight. Three women and twenty guys having sex all night."
"Nah. Utah Jazz freaks me out."

"Hey sailor, come up and see me sometime if you like Utah Jazz."

by Nards Eubanks June 01, 2022


jazz and max

WHAT A PERFECT COUPLE, SOOOO INNOCENT AND ANGEL LIKE. ALTHOUGH JAZZ CAN BE A PUSSY MAX IS ALWAYS UNDERSTANDING AND ALWAYS RIGHT

Girl - omg have you seen jazz and max?
Boy - yes omg they are perfect!

by Shiskendg November 19, 2019


Jazz Crabs

A particularly nasty case of itchy genitals caused by a romantic encounter with someone who has questionable sexual hygiene.

I went to Ibiza and caught Jazz Crabs.

by Thumper McButtcheeks August 11, 2021


jazz solo

An emergency move to conquer a mediocre or unsettling vibe. This is done by a man placing his mouth on his own penis then violently expelling air from his anus. Hence a musician playing a fine solo.

"During our night of group sex there was a guy who was ass fucking this woman. During this deed he quietly said to himself 'this feels like the first time I had sex with my dog.' Everyone stopped and then i knew what I had to do. I stood up, walked to the center of the room and related to my peers 'ladies and gentleman let me learn ya something!' I played my jazz solo and single handedly saved the night . We have yet to invite that guy back.

by Cuddlesthebear March 13, 2017


jazz’s word

it’s the n-word buddy

call her a jazz’s word”

“NO!”

by kashdanlovesbussy December 18, 2018


Ya Like Jazz

"Ya Like Jazz" is Jeff Bezos's famous last words. RIP Bezos. We really dont miss you, you prick

"Ya like jazz, steve?" "Didnt that one rich asshole say that before he died" "Potentially.."

by Your Mother January 06, 2022


Hugh Jazz

A person who has a juicy dump truck

Dude that girl has a Hugh Jazz

by Mooner69 March 08, 2022