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When a jew is having sex but he is too cheap to actually bust a nut, so he pulls out, finds a pringles can, busts in that mofo, then takes it to the sperm bank the next day to get his dolla dolla bills.
Keith was banging his girlfriend and he was about to blow his jew sperm, so he pulled out, did a little jig, shouted "Jew Time" busted in a pringles can, then took it to the sperm bank to get paid gangsta style.
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A Camp where most Jews spend the majority of their summers, usually run by the NFTY organization.
At reformed Jewish camps, the point of attending is to get layed and get drunk. This is usually where mpst Jews explore their sexuality for the first time.
A place to get away from all craziness and restricting adults to be able to do whatever they want, that is if they get good counselors.
Usually, once a jew attends a Jew Camp, they never want to leave.
Gary: McKinley needs to experience "The Ultimate"!
J.J.: You mean, penis-in-vagina?
Gary: No, dickhead, sex.
-Wet Hot American Summer
what Jews aim for at Jew Camp...
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The act of wrapping a dollar bill around the penis and havin g a girl jerk you off.
abbv: JJ
Cole: Dude my girlfriend gave me a Jew Job last night.
Koty: Well did you keep the dollar?
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A nickname for Jews who happen to eat a lot of bagels. Non-Jews find this cute, while the Jew in question often finds himself feeling sad.
Dude: Hey, there's Jew Bagel!
Jew: I HAVE A NAME, DAMMIT!
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name given to someone who acts like a jew.
You're playing a game and get to pick who's going to be out.."umm........JEW BOY!"
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A person who gets caught selling books pretending to be a Holocaust survivor.
Even Oprah didn't figure out Mr. Rosenblat was a fake Jew when he told her stories of him being tossed apples over the fence by his wife at the concentration camp.
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The act of saying "give me 'dem coins," like Baby Bowser in Mario Party 2.
Hey you, took my coins you Jew Bowser.
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