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bloody johnsons

It is a kind of swearing at a third party for something which is beyond your control(on a lighter side).

Neil: You have 34 files to check today.
Sam: Please ...will do it in two days...
Neil: No, you got to do it today.. our boss has said so...
Sam: Bloody johnsons! :)

by Sat213 August 20, 2008


Owen Johnson

A kid on the bus. He records YouTube videos under the name Minecraft awesome parodys and gains thousaBDS of views.

Dude that was so Owen Johnson!

by Master sorcerer 318 March 14, 2018


Kaylan Johnson

Smart intelligent sexy with a long dick

Watch out for this one he will fuck ya family

Kaylan Johnson fucked my mama
Kaylan Johnson fucked my sister

by Big Redd Foxx March 28, 2020


skyler johnson

Skyler Johnson is the most perfect person someone can be. They would be a perfect wife even if they're a dude

Skyler Johnson is the sexiest person i've ever seen

by Kakapo79 December 8, 2017


Screaming Johnson

A man who catches a std and his johnson feels on fire. They call it the screaming johnson!

Man poor Joey got a bad case of the screaming johnson!

by Bigracks37 July 2, 2023


blow johnson

a sweet blow job

Hey Santi, will you give me a Blow Johnson?

by Mr. Otis May 28, 2004

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Chad Johnson

Chad Johnson is the best wide reciever in the whole NFL. Hes got 4 str8 years leading the AFC in recieving yards and last season he had the most yards in the whole NFL. His celebrations are always something to look forward to,because you never know what he will do next. Chad is so fast that he can even beat a horse in a race. If you don't believe me you can see it on google videos if you want. Ocho Cinco #1 and will go to the hall of fame

Chad Johnson is such a Beast that he cannot be stopped....Most teams have to double or even triple cover him and he can still come down w/ the ball. If there is double or triple coverage on him that means that there will always be someone else open...

Bengals to the Superbowl...

by Jimmythabeast June 23, 2007

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