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Whilst massaging a woman with coconut oil, the man uses one hand to lube up his penis with said coconut oil, making it taste and smell like an almond joy. He then slips it in the woman without warning.
I was giving Ashley a massage the other day, but her ass got me hard so I tried my luck with the sneaky almond joy. She loved it.
A penile erection resulting from a feeling of pure happiness. The complete opposite of a fear boner.
After Dave witnessed the birth of his first son he was so overcome with happiness that he sprung a joy boner.
Joy overload is often used in text messages, it means you are so happy, you almost started crying. Lovechild of uwu and TwT.
Jenny: DId you heard Josie just bought a puppy?
Kale: Aw, joy-overload, I'm so happy for her!
Putting coconut oil on a women's ass hole and then licking it.
Jane put coconut oil on her bum and I almond joy'd it
Man the stripper totally gave me an almond joy.
The act of inserting ones genitals in their lovers vagina when you're unable to go deeper.
Amanda wanted clinger to go deeper when he was already balls deep so he almond joy'd the shit out of her.
When a person with a nut allergy sticks an almond way up in their asshole, and it causes their insides to swell, forcing them to have a bowel movement.
Jerry stuck an almond up his ass and shit his pants. He Almond Joy'd himself.