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Kelly Clarson is probhably one of the only American Idol contestants thathas actually acheived something more than one single platinum album.
Used to be a nice brunette, but then dyed her hair blond, change her nose stud to silver AND decided to re-do the cover of her latest album, Breakaway.
Also the latest of celebrities cooler than Hilary Duff that has gotten into a fight with her. Actually, they never really did start it, if it wasn't for that idiot Joel Madden (Hilary's current cooler-than-her boyfriend).
Anyways, she made up this joke: "I'm going to start a fight. Me and Hilary Duff. Isn't she always in the news for being in a fight with some other chick?"
Joel obviously loves dear daaaaaahling Hilary too dearly. He later commented on his blog about the joke: "It makes me laugh when someone like Kelly Clarkson disses someone like Hilary, coz let's not forget it Kelly, you were a 'contestant' on a TV show."
Now really, I'm starting to lose respect for him. I mean, why the f*** bring up something totally not related to Kelly's remark?
Joel Madden, mind your own business, and ask Hilary wether she can sing as high as Kelly Clarkson can in "Behind These Hazel Eyes" without the help of a couple of computer generators.
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A very talented singer who ruined his career by having sex with underage girls.
Man, that R. Kelly's music was the shit. Too bad he fucked all those little girls.
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Dirty Kelly an alternative of a Subaru driver who ascertains as a loyal person whilst cheats on their wife after each shift at work
Girl; I think he’s finished
Friend; I bet $5 he’s out dirty kellying you
Girl; probably but he better come home clean
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the king of R&B who is often used in uncreative jokes about peeing on underage girls by douches that read "people" magazine. he has more talent than usher and trey songz combined, and is one of the most underrated artists of all time.
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(1.)Laying the "BIG DICK" down on a underage broad. (2.)Not geting caught for stroking a underaged broad. (3.)A normal man who instead of hiding his desires to pipe underaged broads, he does it, then show the world how they are beneath his excellency (see: peeing).
Man I sitting in the mall parking lot in my 04 SS on 24's, when this chick saw my car she ran up and holla at a nigga, shit I knew what was up, but she had a phat ass, so we left then I R.Kelly (1) her ass down before I took her home.
Most niggas be snaking R. Kelly (2) style out her in these streets, but that shit is on the hush.
Say what you want a bout Mr. R. Kelly (3) he's just be real to his freaky as music (no one normal if your a freak), yet he didn't have to finish her off like that.
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When a girl knows she sweats more during sex than her man and does not care. When the act is done she continues to remain on top of her man and smothers him with her sweat until she naturally dries off.
Man my girl gave me a Dirty Kelli last night.
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