Fingers of a god, he can give any girl a good time. Siri cannot pronounce his name as he is too powerful. Any Lewis burghams will destroy you with a bow the Sagittarius wanker
Lewis Burgham is an absolute twat
He is a straight up Nigga. All the bitches want to be all over his dick. He also has the John wick fortnite skin. He shags his dogs, cuz why not? Right?
Guy- hey did you see that Lewis Taylor?
Friend- ye he’s proper cool, he’s a rugely kid so he shags his dogs! Everyone loves him!
The worst school in Queens. Don't go there, it's got mad people, ode rats, and just a shit ton of bitches. Be careful there.
P1: Yeo where'd you decide to transfer to?
P2: Francis Lewis High School!
P1: WHAT THE FUCK?!? That place is whack. I heard they got so many rats that the kids got some sorta disease.
P2: Like the plague?
P1: Yeah. SMH
Akivah Lewis loves micheal they first date is crazy Akivah Lewis has 60million followers and she LOVES anime
Bro have you heard of Akivah Lewis she is inlove
Ugly silly specky goofball who is often seen cycling around the town of Carrickfergus with his partner in crime, Flat Matt. His favourite food is peanuts and he never fails to be a absolute fucking melter
Trimbo - who is that brutal goofball riding his bike
Barney - oh, that must be lewis best
Haydn lewis is slag for fruit cake, commonly used in Hampshire
An example is, get out of bed it’s 4 o’clock stop being a Haydn Lewis
an other example is hey Jerry do you wanna walk to the shop to get £5 munch, Jerry nah it’s raining out side, Jerry your such a gaydn lewis
A fever dream while on a sugar high and late night coffee. Add lack of sleep, cocaine, and adrenaline. All for kids.
Person 1: "Lewis Carol's stories are basically just a fever dream for kids."
Person 2: "While on a sugar high and lack of sleep."
Person 1: "And let's add some adrenaline for fun."
Person 2: "And coffee at 10 PM."
Person 1: "And perhaps a dash of cocaine."