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maya is the most beautiful, smart and talented girl in the world. when you meet a maya you should treasure them as they don’t walk by often. mayas are one of the best huggers, hand holders and cuddlers, they are one in a million.
freya: omg i saw this really pretty girl with the best personality, i think i’m in love
monice: she must be a maya, rare sighting!
Maya is the sexist person in the world and she will never admit it and doesn't believe it. mayas want to make other people happy even when it makes them sad. She's a shy person when u meet her but when u get to know her she's loyal funny and hella cute . She's insure which who knows why?. She also has an interesting personality she's hella funny and clumsy she sometimes sounds stupid but that's what I love about her. If u find a Maya don't let go u will regret it ur whole life.
Dude 1 :whos that cute blondie?
Dude 2:that's maya!
Dude 1:shes so sexy
Maya:😑
Mayas, are statistically closeted homosexuals. They tend to initially be not super out-going at the first, but still fun to be around, but once a Maya gets comfortable they tend to show their true colours, if you know what I mean. Mayas tend to be nice and caring people, but have what is basically movie standards in men, as well as poor music taste. They have a high likely hood, to be bedding your mother, and MOST Mayas will actively brag about their night to you in their face. Also, they are very easily addicted to vaping as well as alcohol. Most people can easily see them being abusive mothers in the future, that are constantly drunk. They will also go full hunter mode on you if you withdraw their vape away from them. If you ever have a Maya in your life, for your own safety as well as your families, remove them from your life immediately.
Maya: Have you seen my vape?
Person: No.. (obviously lying to her)
Maya: You're lying, run for your life.
Person: (in danger)
Person 1: Have you seen that Maya girl?
Person 2: Yeah why?
Person 1: Well I heard she was bedding your mother the previous night..
Person 2: Oh shit.
maya is a very loyal friend. she will always stand by your side. even if you break her heart one day the next she will be your friend. mayas can be very annoying at times but tolerable.
A crusty, arthritic gremlin of a westie who doesn't know when to shut up. She's an attention seeking jerk who thinks water jugs are the pinnacle of entertainment and has a bottomless pit for a stomach. Speaking of which, she eats dirt a lot, and she can and will bug you for your snacks. But she's still an adorable and lovable doggo who'll sit with you after a long day.
Maya keeps trying to eat the rabbit shit in the yard.
Maya's are really nice and outgoing at first so its easy to catch feelings, but when you start talking and end up dating she uses you for all of your money and resources. Don't trust Maya's in relationships, stay as friends and don't go any further.
This girl is really toxic, She's definitely a Maya