Idiots who likes getting bottomed by pedo stashed, caterpillar eyebrowed little boys
Is he a mullet man?
Yes he is
person 1:Why do you have a mullet?
Person2: Excuse meeeee this is the new fashion
Person 1: Dude mullets weren't invented in this time you Mullet Mannnnnn
A girl who loves it when guys mullets get moist.
Omg, look at Bobby and Dean shake their moist mullets! That’s soooo hot!
Having an orgasm when you also have to be quiet. Party down below, but business up top.
While having sex on a weekend trip to her parents’ house, she had to settle for a mullet-gasm so as not to wake anyone else up.
A mixture of Monster Energy , Lemon , and habanero pepper juice
Aw man , monday was rough. I started my day with a mullet monday
When a man shaves all the hair above his penis, but leaves the balls long and hairy.
I hooked up with a dude that had a Michigan Mullet
A couple people who could save the world (or at least America) with a mullet
1. Rambo
2. Snake
3. That’s it, Rambo and Snake
“This dude just went full Mullet head on the other team and saved our asses!”