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person a: taylor swift is gay as fuck
person b: so is harry styles
person a: double beard man
The hairstyle which occurs two weeks after shaving your head.
Yeah dude, you have a real head beard going on there!
The not-so-legendary pirate & gay cousin of Black Beard. Known for his love of the white frothy seas, Skin Beard is renowned for his looks - The scrotum chin, unbound by the traditional beard.
Bro #1 - Does that man have a...Ball sack for a chin?
Bro #2 - Muthafucka, that's Skin Beard. Don't say anything in front of him though, he's sensitive about it.
when you are in love with a guy with full on facial hair, who is sexy in a modern, lumberjack way
Did you see John's beard? He's so sexy. He brings out my beard fetish
Water that collects on a man's facial hair that is imparted to a woman's cheek when he kisses her. The amount of water collected increases with the awesomeness of the beard.
"Ugh, gross, beard water! Did you wipe your face?"
The releasing of your man juice in the pattern of a beard on a females face.
That Heather chick from last night totally wanted me to jizz on her face so I got artsy and gave her an ole' bearded Holston
The act of haveing a freshly combed beard in a crazy situation. You don't necessarily have to have one but combing your chin pretty much makes you in the game.
ex.
Person 1- "Yo man you clearly almost got hit by that car while running drunk across the drink".
Person 2- "Dude don't worry about it........Beard Combed"