double beard

haylor

person a: taylor swift is gay as fuck
person b: so is harry styles
person a: double beard man

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beard disgust

The feeling you get when you have a patchy, thin, and/or coarse, wiry beard.

Eric looked in the mirror at his sorry excuse for a beard, and felt beard disgust.

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Skin Beard

The not-so-legendary pirate & gay cousin of Black Beard. Known for his love of the white frothy seas, Skin Beard is renowned for his looks - The scrotum chin, unbound by the traditional beard.

Bro #1 - Does that man have a...Ball sack for a chin?

Bro #2 - Muthafucka, that's Skin Beard. Don't say anything in front of him though, he's sensitive about it.

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Head Beard

The hairstyle which occurs two weeks after shaving your head.

Yeah dude, you have a real head beard going on there!

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beard water

Water that collects on a man's facial hair that is imparted to a woman's cheek when he kisses her. The amount of water collected increases with the awesomeness of the beard.

"Ugh, gross, beard water! Did you wipe your face?"

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Bearded Holston

The releasing of your man juice in the pattern of a beard on a females face.

That Heather chick from last night totally wanted me to jizz on her face so I got artsy and gave her an ole' bearded Holston

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Beard Combed

The act of haveing a freshly combed beard in a crazy situation. You don't necessarily have to have one but combing your chin pretty much makes you in the game.

ex.
Person 1- "Yo man you clearly almost got hit by that car while running drunk across the drink".
Person 2- "Dude don't worry about it........Beard Combed"

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