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Dutch oven is when you fart under the covers and the smell seeps out to your nose as soon as you lift the covers up. Because the smell is concentrated by the time it gets to you, it's ten times worse (or better, up to you) than it normally would be.
I farted under the covers. This is also known as the act of (or creating a) Dutch oven.
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A Dutch Waterfall is the sexual practice in which a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth and the woman drools out the jism
"Hey, I just shot one into my chick and she pulled a dutch waterfall"
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A type of 'finishing move' a woman will preform on a man during sex, that consists of the man turning face down, then the woman sitting on his back, and ramming her thumb up his rectum as hard as she can, for the man to climax.
- Also referred to as "milking the prostate".
"Ow! Dammit!"
You-uh, you ok Bob?
"Cathy gave me a dutch buffalo, last night."
Really? H-how was it?
"Oh it was good. I just wish she didn't get her nails done yesterday"
Ouch
"....Y-e-a-h"
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A large fart accompanied by diarrhea and which the asshole is aimed toward the face of the victim thus spraying the victim with a funnel of noxious gas and poop pellets.
Joe: I hate you bob. Go suck a penis.
Bob: *Pulls down pants and moons Joe*
Joe: F*** you.
Bob: Take this Dutch Tornado B****! *SPLAAAAAT*
Joe: WHAT THE F***ing **** **** ***** a ***** the **** up yo ***** ****
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The dark abyss of bed covers in witch there are insane amounts of ass air waiting to suffocate the next nearest victim.
Man I cooked the craziest dutch oven ever and nearly made my friend pass out. :)
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Two heterosexual males who insist on their heterosexualness but constantly engage in non-hetero or questionably homosexual behavior.
Did you see those two dutch buddies go skinny dipping?
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The biggest penis that there is.
Whoa!!! That guy has a Dutch Dick!
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