person 1: dude did you just see what Jake did? Im gonna kill him
person 2: woah there, pat the horse. No Jakes need to die today.
When you’ve been lying or sitting down after sorting some donkey dust, and you then you get up and find yourself bowling about trying to walk/balance with your feet apart & your arms out at your sides feeling like actual postman pat, wondering why the floor feels wonky suddenly
“I was postman patting about in the bedroom after sorting that donkey dust when I got up to go to the toilet “
Dick patting is when a man is so horny and the girl he is with is so sexy that all she has to do is pat his penis and he will leak and shoot his cum out
So how did the night go
He was so cute and horny all it took was a little dick patting and he started cumming
Lmao wow what a waste of nut
I know right
When folks do a good job handling work for a group
Callin did a great job collaborating with accounting for Alex, Graham, Chris, Branka, and Callin. He's our single back to pat.
A “pat Barry” is someone who went to CHS moved to Charlotte North Carolina, and is dummy thicc and likes to fart seamen out his buttcrack
1: wanna go steal some beers and make antifreeze
2: don’t be a pat Barry
1: you rigjt
What Daves girlfriend does to him to keep him up all night. Also known as a handjob.
She gave me a hard pat and her hands were soft!