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Pat the horse

Calm down.
Its mean cAlM dOwN

person 1: dude did you just see what Jake did? Im gonna kill him
person 2: woah there, pat the horse. No Jakes need to die today.

by Linda Kn October 11, 2019


postman patting

When you’ve been lying or sitting down after sorting some donkey dust, and you then you get up and find yourself bowling about trying to walk/balance with your feet apart & your arms out at your sides feeling like actual postman pat, wondering why the floor feels wonky suddenly

“I was postman patting about in the bedroom after sorting that donkey dust when I got up to go to the toilet “

by Krazybuthot September 11, 2020


Dick patting

Dick patting is when a man is so horny and the girl he is with is so sexy that all she has to do is pat his penis and he will leak and shoot his cum out

So how did the night go

He was so cute and horny all it took was a little dick patting and he started cumming

Lmao wow what a waste of nut

I know right

by Certified concoction January 22, 2022


Single Back to Pat

When folks do a good job handling work for a group

Callin did a great job collaborating with accounting for Alex, Graham, Chris, Branka, and Callin. He's our single back to pat.

by Alex-the-Great-001 May 12, 2022


pat barry

A “pat Barry” is someone who went to CHS moved to Charlotte North Carolina, and is dummy thicc and likes to fart seamen out his buttcrack

1: wanna go steal some beers and make antifreeze

2: don’t be a pat Barry

1: you rigjt

by Godlycontent March 25, 2019


pat and maddy

a hot sexy couple who love to fuck

pat and maddy always fuck

by pat and maddy June 6, 2023


hard pat

What Daves girlfriend does to him to keep him up all night. Also known as a handjob.

She gave me a hard pat and her hands were soft!

by Sparky1988 December 6, 2017