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When you try to masturbate, but you loose the urge due to the presence of a spider in the same general area as you.
"I was tryna masturbate but Peter Parker's Boi kept ruining the mood."
Parker is one of the coolest things i’ve ever met. he is okay and really fun to annoy. he is forcing me to make this in his basement!:D
Girl one: Parker is there
Girl 2: call Olivea the coolest
girl nine one one: parker sieck
To pull a Parker is to be outrageously kind to undeserving people daily.
Pulling a parker example.
Parker: You're rad.
Person: I've killed ten children
Parker: You're still rad!
Cracking young woman. Bit too tall for her own good, giraffe legs, massive tits.
Dad’s called Peter, no he’s not Peter Parker cause Erin’s a bastard.
Erin Parker? What a legend.
When someone parks half in and half out of the parking spot.
Shit what the fuck bro. Gawd thats a real g1 parker there.
The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.
"Hey Wayne, watch out for the Parker poles on your bike, you don't want to go A over T."