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When a Boy is flirting with far too many Girls and keeping all his options open.
Thomas : Iago’s snapping Emma? I thought he was all over Amy..
James : Yeah he is , he has his fingers in too many pies.
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Someone who preaches that pi is a rational number, or a ratio of two integers, although mathematicians had proved moons ago that it is irrational—for example, evangelicals or QAnonists profess that π = 3; blue-collar workers proclaim that π = 22/7; and morally bankrupt Republican lawmakers protest that π = 314/100 or 3.14.
Trum-pi-sts hold on to their position faithfully, steadfastly, or politically regardless of the evidence or despite the facts.
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British jest to be used as a way of saying "he is fat" or used to annoy the french.
"Qui-a-mangé toute les tourtes?"
Who ate all the pies?
Who ate all the pies?
YOU FAT BASTARD!
YOU FAT BASTARD!
YOU ate all the pies!
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Who was Pi with? Mostly with e, and sometimes with i.
What did Pi do? Make other constants envious of her.
When did Pi do it? Around a quarter past three.
Where did Pi do it? In the least unexpected places.
Why did Pi do it? To prove why she is so popular.
How did Pi do it? By moving around in circles (and sometimes with needles).
On Pi Day, Mr. Pier, a high-school math teacher, was called up to the principal’s office to explain “The 5 Ws (and an H) of Pi” he SMSed to his fellow colleagues and students—the boss wanted to make sure that the math joke doesn’t carry any double meaning.
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The judge said my defence was nothing but a load of porkies and sent me down for seven.
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Stereotypical arrogant douchebags. They think their better then everyone else, and sometimes they are, but the fact that they know it is very annoying.
Hey who is that kid and why does he think he’s the shit?
He’s in Pi kappa phi.
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dude i heard pi kappa phi is jew?
hell yeah man all their guys are jew so what u think?
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