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The dark science of cutting a pizza unevenly, to your advantage, so that no one will notice that you got the bigger slice.
Cory has been dabbling in pizza manipulation. I used to be like him until I got called out at a party.
A kindly old blondie who, surprisingly, used to be the principal of Mckinnon Secondary. This is surprising because MSC is well known for its cruel and barbaric practices and has violated the Geneva Convention on many occasions. Either she is clueless on these events happening around her or he simply turns a blind eye to them, she is actively allowing these crimes to happen. It is theorized that Pizza Onion was brainwashed by Lachlan Noble and Richard Long duos a long time ago, perhaps somewhere in the early 1860’s using a mixture of coercion and interrogation techniques. Regardless, she does not care or does not know about the atrocities that were committed in McKinnon Secondary. She retired at the end of 2022 and now resides in her home and is regularly visited by her granddaughters.
Haruku: Hey bro, I think Pizza Onion was the only nice authority figure who seemed to be on our side this entire time.
Thomas: I know. I wish she started younger so we could still have her. I miss the days with her here.
Haruku: And now this ugly old man has full power over us.
Thomas: I hope he dies in a car accident.
Scottish term for a deep fried pizza in batter
Awrite bro, u gawny finish that pizza crunch or cin a huv it?
A pizza franchise that sells pizza and pokies.
"Hey do you want to get Gumby's pizza"
the most dangerous area on the face of the earth
i was ordering at palio’s pizza when GBB pulled up and started shooting the place up
The action of ejaculating on your partners crotch while screaming "Ticklay Ticklay Ticklay". The V shape of the crotch represents the pizza covered in mayo.
When I pull out I like to put the Mayo on the Pizza
When you’ve eaten more than your fair share of pizza at someone else’s house after a long night of drinking and it’s time to leave, but you want more pizza, so you shove a couple pieces in your purse on the way out.
I’m so wasted. How long until we’re home? Want some purse pizza?