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Pokemon

A game series where 10 year olds shove monsters into tiny balls and make them kill eachother for sport.

Mum: Dennis! What the hell are you doing?
Dennis: Im trying to get this dog into this Pokéball!
Mum: this isn't pokemon! It's real life!

by Sornock May 3, 2023


pokemon

anime ever and pocket monsters

go pokemon

by dukeykid900 February 1, 2018


Pokemon

The highest Grossing media franchise, Probably because of fantastic looking characters they made such as: Pikachu, Mewtwo, Charizard, Blastoise, Heracross, Gengar, Scizor, Sceptile, Infernape, Garchomp, Rayquaza, Ho-Oh, Metagross, and Not Jynx or Milktank. If you were a kid from the late 90s you pretended not to like it but really you were opening card packs, watching the anime, and playing the games everyday. Now Fake Pokemon Fans exsist complaining about a tree in sword and Shield and How the Brilliant Diamond and Shining Perl Characters are Chibi even though almost every other pokemon game is Chibi.

Nintendo: "Gamefreak you need to make more Pokemon Games to give us money because we're loosing to Sony."
Gamefreak: "Sure just don't make us do it on Hardware that's 11 years old."
Nintendo: "Ok, well have you develop it for hardware that's 11 year sold but in Color!"
Gamefreak: "So what Kind of Pokemon should we make?"
Random Gamefreak worker: " How about a rhino beetle because it's very popular with the Kids in Japan."
Gamefreak: "What should we do with the types?"
Random Gamefreak worker: " We should add types to make psychic bad."
Gamefreak: "Also Let's Make the Poison Type Trash!"
Random Gamefreak worker: "Oh so Like a Poison type that's based on a Pile Of Waste?!"
Gamefreak: "No but I'm going to think about that for about 10 years."

by Bruhman2408 March 19, 2021


Pokemon

A game by nintendo that got turned into a beautiful anime

Guy 1: i FUCKING LOVE POKEMON
Guy 2 : anime or game
Guy1: BOTH

by Goofy ah user February 18, 2024


pokemon

The greatest card game/tv show/video game that exists. Also very addictive.

Their is no reason to give an example for pokemon. Their is to many

by zdfghjkl,hmgfbvd May 16, 2022


Pokemon

It's basically is a creature like pikachu eevee new mewtwo ditto etc

Ash:pikachu I choose you
Pikachu:can't you just use other pokemon
Ash:uhm maybe I'll try

by Asthetic_teddy September 3, 2021


Pokemon

This is the best game ever, if you hate it then you are a person who is addicted to bad games like Fortnite and call of duty you suck haters this game rules. This is one of the most popular games in the world and if pokemon were real it would be epic.

Whats the best game ever? Pokemon

by the spazzy man November 2, 2022