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Blind pony

The ack of gently plowing a classy sluts honey pot from behind while she is blind folded. Then pulling the blind fold off abruptly only to nut in her eyes. She will then react by yelling nay nay!!!

Doggy style is for beginners. I gave my bestist girl, Beverly, the blind pony last night, she loved it. Now I know she's a keeper!

by Bangin' Bev May 21, 2013


Pony show

When people turn other people's best efforts into bullshit, it's not called disappointment to them.

Fuck a pony show.

by Solid Mantis June 12, 2020


Pony Talk

Writing in mainly symbols. Used almost only by females to show a feeling of excitement. This kind of writing can be difficult to read. It's a preppy version of ghetto talk.

Dayyyyyummm, I can't read any of this Pony Talk.

by Sassyasss July 17, 2010


bologna pony

see: fuzzy no no

AJ loves the bologna pony

by BOWZER July 27, 2003


Butt Pony

A game played by two men utilizing urinals, where one man declares that Butt Pony will be played, and subsequently both men must melee each other to be the first to jam a paper towel tube in between the crotch of the other man's pants whilst they are both urinating. The first man to stop urinating loses.

"Man, gotta pee?"
"Yes."
"Ahhhh...."
"...Hey Steve, I declare Butt Pony!"
"Owww....my colon...."

by Mcb0sse January 23, 2009


ass pony

Someone who has been made to submit to another. Similar to being a gimp but less willing.

He's my ass pony. Your my ass pony for the night

by racerzero December 15, 2006


Shetland Pony

The sexual act of holding your partners wrists behind her as you preform 'doggie style' sex and lowering her up and down your shaft, building up speed.

I told my girlfriend I was going to give her a Shetland Pony for her Birthday and she got very excited.

by UberBad March 18, 2005