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the competition between nations to develop weapons of warfare. it is now being taken once again into outer space; some countries ,do not recognize the idea of mutually assured destruction
america and china are engaged in an arms race
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DSM Racing is derived from the word badass.
Definition: To own everyone and everything
You try so hard to be DSM Racing, but there's only one.
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A race of 3 teams in which each team receives a case of beer, a blunt, and a pizza. First one to finish all 3 wins. Puking, spilling, and passing out all have time penalties.
I won the case race, but lost thanksgiving.
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the white lines that appear on dark tees when put on before deodorant has dried
Wait! Let the deodorant dry first. You don't want racing stripes on that sweet new band tee.
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A race of smiley faces people. Those on msn that ONLY collect smiley faces emoticons are racist to the rest of the emoticons, such as the LOL emoticon, and the WTF emoticon. The smiley face race tends to be yellow, but may sometimes mutate to an odd shade of blue. They too, are people. We must treat them all with respect because they DO exist.
●๋•| عмιℓу;ρнαм™ |●๋• says:
*omg i hate how when you reformat your computer then you lose all ur emoticons T_T
*i had like a zillion before
` {L} i S a R says:
*LOL
*i only collect little smiley ones
* ●๋•| عмιℓу;ρнαм™ |●๋• says:
*RACIST!@
*XD
` {L} i S a R says:
*like so ; D<
* ●๋•| عмιℓу;ρнαм™ |●๋• says:
*you only collect little yellow things.. ;O
*you RACISTTTTTAJKBDKHBB
` {L} i S a R says:
*HUN, RACIST = DISCRIMINATION AGAINST RACE
*THIS IS NOT
*ETHICS.
*YOU BUM.
*D<
* ●๋•| عмιℓу;ρнαм™ |●๋• says:
*smileys = people too >;0
*havent you heard of the smiley race? >.>
` {L} i S a R says:
*lolnu. c:
* ●๋•| عмιℓу;ρнαм™ |●๋• says:
*good god woman pay attention in class
` {L} i S a R says:
*./urban dictionaries it
* ●๋•| عмιℓу;ρнαм™ |●๋• says:
*;D
` {L} i S a R says:
*NOPE
*NOT THERE
*8D
*which means it's not real.
*c:
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Race walking everyone at the track meets thinks its really easy cause you walk but no its one of the hardest events to do but it's funny to watch us racewalkers we take it serious. The reason why it's hard is because you walk a mile and your shins hurt and your throat burn from the air and it's death but fun
Advice - don't eat before your race
"I shouldn't have eaten that food"
"Ahhhhh my shins!!!
" I wonder what my time is?"
"Did I make it"
"Ughhh the dq flags"
"Oo finally it's a nice offical"
" NOOOOO I'm not ready"
"Where are they the officials"
"Omg um running late few I'm not late"
"Uhhhh we have the same number"
" ahhhh I have to go to the bathroom so bad I need to get this race walking done where are the officials"
"Yeah who's ready to race walk"
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Possibly the most pretentious sport in the universe. In ski racing there are around 1,000 constantly changing rules that everyone is an expert on. Coaches, racers, parents, officals and your mother-in-law believe that they are the only one that truely understands the sport. Have you ever seen 2 retired 64 year old men get in a fist fight over how a course is set? Well welcome to ski racing fuck nuts! Expect to see more where that came from.
Ski racing is wicked fun. Get ready for exhilarating moments like straping on your skin tight suit and stand on top of a god damn mountain for an hour in -50 degree weather. Don't worry though, it'll all be worth it for the crushing disappointment when you barely tip a gate in the flush and send yourself flying into b-net. No second run either, fuck you, you're an adult now.
Parents are honestly the craziest people in sport of ski racing though. "Ok Timmy, you're 8 years old now so it's time to bolt you onto a couple planks and send you off with a stranger to hurdle down a hill with 20 other 8 year old!" That is honestly the mind set... Fucking crazy!
... I love this sport.
Ski racing is for fags but also happens to be wicked fun
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