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the guy that’s always sending snaps when you least expect it, likes steamy hot showers and talking to you all day, he makes time for you even when hanging out with the homies. Russell is SHREDDED MAN and cares about his body physique. He can be a big softy on the inside… and a tiny d. he loves playing baseball and basketball with the bros
broo russell sent me another snap?!?
You thought I was gonna put some corny shit huh
"Russell is the ceo of BMDC"
"Russell is the funniest guy on my snap"
Yep, see? There he is. But spending his money on drugs was not a barrier to his success was it? The studios should have had him work for free because if you're going to spend your money on impulsive pleasure people shouldn't be giving it to you.
Hym "There's the Russell reference. And like an old racist meaning a black person he doesn't hate for the first time... He's one of the good ones... Because instead of advocating for the poor to get richer (Even though it solves climate change apparently) he advocates for... The rich having less power but not less money... even though as long as they have more money they will spend it on power... The power to prevent people from stopping them from indulging in their impulsive pleasures.... So they can indulge in impulsive pleasures of their own... Or not die from the weird pressure in the front of their skull... Or the thing your wife almost died from... Or don't have to be in a Todd Phillips movie to not be blind anymore... Er, wait no that's the other guy... I do like Russel though. Don't get me wrong."
A sort-of endearing term for someone who has a good heart but always says the most dumb-ass things.
"Guys, we should go storm the capitol like those guys did a few years ago."
"What the hell are you talking about? You're being such a Russell."
"At least I'm not a Brad."
9 year old kid that is the all time worst member of Simp Island, no one likes him. Same age as the infamous Kia. Conspiracy theories have tried linking him to Zuko league commissioner Zuko, no substantial evidence has confirmed or denied this theory.
Fuck Russell, all my homies hate Russell
9 year old kid that is the all time worst member of Simp Island, hated by everyone. Has commuted multiple atrocious war crimes and is currently locked up. Same age as the infamous Kia. Conspiracy theories have tried linking him to Zuko league commissioner Zuko, no substantial evidence has confirmed or denied this theory.
Fuck Russell, all my homies hate Russell
The Russell’s are the definition of Love. The blessings they spread to others are constantly changing lives and bringing good into the world. Sonya, Sonny and Nyesha do Gods work but never look down on anyone instead they spend every day being the most majestic and awesome family unit imaginable. Down to earth…beautiful and the most amazing people you could ever meet.
“Hey you look like your doing good!”
“Thanks to God and the Russell family for their undying empathy, compassion and humanitarianism!”