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An episode of sexual activity used primarily for self-preservation in a cold climate.
John had originally planned a non-stop hike through Sweden. Unfortunately, the temperature plummeted dramatically and he was forced to stop for a quick warmth shag.
When you’ve just made a grand old error or found out some devastating news it’s appropriate to use this phrase
Mother: yer nan’s just died x
Me: OH shag a shortbread!
A delinquent teenager that's always up to no good.
I hope Gary's child doesn't grow up to be a shag nasty.
Having sex with sheep.
Look at Johnny out there in the field shagging the haggis. What a pervert!
Having sex silently, so as to avoid causing irreparable emotional trauma to their children.
My parents don't stealth shag. I wish I was deaf.
To shag another living or dead organism whilst covered in mucus (hairy or otherwise) from the nose and or vagina for lubrication. May cause Aids. Highly addictive. Must be used with caution, as can be slippery.
Dude, I totally Bunga Shagged that llama last night.