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Crystal shagger : the act of placing a crystal in your moist Female lady bits and ejecting it out for pleasure
My friend mum is a “ Crystal shagging” she’s likes to pop crystals out of her cunt
Have you seen her in porn hun her crystal fun is quality
That depressed feeling you get when you realise that Shaggy is not the most powerful being in the multiverse as he has been canonically defeated according to Meme Scriptures.
An excerpt from “Scooby Dooby Doo”
-Scooby Dooby Doo
-Did a poo
-And Shaggy thought it was chocolate
-Shaggy took a bite
-And turned white
-And that was the end of Shaggy
I’m, like feeling the Shag Drag, man
when you meet someone, have sex with them and leave straight after the sex is finished.
michael: yo how was yesterday!
me: i met this girl we shagged and then i dashed!
mum: i hope you have never shagged and dashed anyone!!!
When Scooby, Shaggy & the gang on the Scooby Doobie Do cartoon bring the bad guys to justice, and the meddling kids can finally relax and enjoy the victory - it's shag time...
When the Devil is on his knees begging Jesus to be his Lord & Savior, indeed we will know it's shag time...
shag = screw aka screw your imaginary gf who is actually an anime character with big tiddies
so basically screw a dog
and say when ur bored or out of context
or maybe sarcasm
friend 1 = 'hey its time to wake up!'
me = 'no its time to shag the dog'
a rodeo shag is where the girl is on top and she is bouncing away then you say her sister or brothers name and see how long you can hold on
The act of making sweet sweet love to your new bride on top of a bed frame you made by hand, and then proceeding to reach climax and put out 1/5 of the candles you lit for the night. This act is often followed by smoking a cigarette on your balcony that was perfectly made for this exact scenario, and feeling true freedom from the sin of lust and perverted sexual tension that existed between you and the female species for years.
Your wedding is coming up, do you think you’re going to follow the ceremony with a Huras Shag after? I definitely would if I could..