A man possibly a half-virgin that drools over pics of women and slight ass on the internet and real life
Decides to share his experiences with the whole wide world
Mateen(most common simp name): Mayne i gotta unfollow this chick i saw her body and this ain't doing me no good🤪
Green shirt guy: You should go get that checked or something..
a guy that wants some good pussy, but is too submissive so nevers gets any...
girl 1: eddie is such a simp
girl 2: ikr he's so simping on you
SIMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
an overused insult against guys whenever they interact with women by incels. Used to hide their feelings of inadequacy and fear of rejection because they’re fat asses who won’t get laid.
guy 1: did you just compliment that girl instead of disrespecting her and being a misogynist with an inferiority complex? SIIIIIMP
guy 2: You will die a sexist, depressed virgin. The only reason you call me a simp is because you know you’ll never be able to satisfy a woman.
A 0 self-worth man who goes out for pussy that’s mediocre at best. He skips out on hanging with the boys to chase after some girl that will drop him the L within the first 10 seconds of any conversation. He sends her hearts and love emojis as if he has 10 fucking brain cells in his head. Often times they go by the names such as Danny, Brian and Johnny.
-Person_1: “Oh shit, there’s Thomas coming. He’s such a simp.”
- Person_2: “Oh fuck, lets get the fuck out of here now.”
A man who does way too much for some one other than his wife.
Luke Altorfer is a simp for Madelyn Flanigan
This is a word commonly used within small male tribes. When one male of a tribe begins spending time with an female interest instead of his tribe, the other males of the tribe will become jealous and angry, causing them to lash out by calling the drifting male a "simp" in an attempt to shame him into spending more time with the tribe and less with the female interest.
Tribe: "Kevin, how dare you spend time with someone other than us."
Kevin: "I genuinely enjoy spending time with her. Sue me."
Tribe: "This wamen will slowly suck your soul dry and you'll eventually never be allowed to do the only thing you love, playing videogames with us, ever again. Wamen are dumb. Quit being such a simp."
Kevin: "I'm barely online anyways."
Tribe: "Why do you even like this girl? Do you respec wamen or something? Pfff simp. Go ahead. Go be a little simp."
Kevin: "Okay." *leaves*