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Creature which lives in washing machines and makes its nest with socks. Never been caught, but the presence of odd socks in the wash is evidence of their existance
The sock badger has been at my socks again.
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A sock a man wears over his penis when he goes to the tanning salon to tan to prevent it from getting sun burned.
It is advised to always bring a dick sock when you fake bake. What's the point of looking tan and sexy if your dick is burnt.
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The most stylish footwear in the history of the world, even more than crocs.
Student 1: "Did you see Nick wearing socks with sandals?"
Student 2: "Yeah he's got swag."
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When a male takes the sock from a golf club, the driver, and put it down your pants while you drive your car so it appears that you have an enlarged penis.
Random Girl: Wow! That Guy has a HUGE dick!
Random Guy: Nope, just a big driver.
OR
Driver: I feel like more of a man with my driving sock because I look like more of a man.
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A sticky sock is when you take a sock that someone is gonna use and you masturbuate and jizz in the sock, so when the person puts the sock on their toes stick together
i'm doing the sticky sock tonight
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Guy who likes to buy used white socks from males only and pays extra if they have holes in them and are dirty and also willing to trade alcohol to minors for their dirty socks. He doesn't like women or their socks and he only accepts white socks. He also likes Tim's feet a lot and wants him to stick his feet in his face and be agressive with him.
Man, I was so low on cash I sold all the socks I wore during baseball season to the sock guy for 500$. Then Tim went over and was agressive with him for beer.
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