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A southern monster truck is when a morbidly obese woman gives you sloppy road head
S: dude Josh is getting a southern monster truck in that jeep wrangler
T: ew, hopefully he’s drunk
A heavy set woman giving you road head.
S:Last night I heard Josh got a southern monster truck
W:ew
The excuse one from the South gives when they are in a snowy region and can't make it into work.
She needs to move back to Florida, this is the fifth incident of her calling out Southern this Winter!
when a woman gets on her knees and proceeds to swap spit with a man's dick.
hey Girl, want to give me the ol' southern French kiss.
A sleezy, corrupt lawyer from the South.
Alex Murdaugh is a Backwoods Southern Lawyer
The act of jerking off your lizard with hot sauce, usually Louisiana hot sauce.
Last night I decided to switch it up and do a Southern Louisiana Lizard. It was excellent!!
When a gay guy grabs onto your genitals and you are so startled you stumble backwards into a “southern kart wheel”
“Dude, that homo just made me do a southern southern kart wheel ! “
Stumbling backwards and falling when grabbed by a homo on the genitals