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The Southern Illinois Porker

Nailing a fat chick from behind while your buddy gets a blowjob from her. The blowjob recipient must really stuff it in so her panting sounds like snorts in between thrusts. This sometimes happens at biker rallies in Southern Illinois. If the participants are related or if it happens at a family reunion, it is the Southern Illinois Family Porker.

Hey pal, let's see if that chick is up for the Southern Illinois Porker!

by *******JOHN******* July 14, 2021


southern crotcheaux region

A more descriptive form of crotcheaux region. See crotcheaux region.

The day after Billy visited the neighborhood house of ill repute, his Southern Crotcheaux Region was burning badly.

by Coronado March 17, 2009


backwoods southern lawyer

A sleezy, corrupt lawyer from the South.

Alex Murdaugh is a Backwoods Southern Lawyer

by Dyl322679 March 7, 2023


southern french kiss

when a woman gets on her knees and proceeds to swap spit with a man's dick.

hey Girl, want to give me the ol' southern French kiss.

by Bill McSpankee January 24, 2023


Southern Louisiana Lizard

The act of jerking off your lizard with hot sauce, usually Louisiana hot sauce.

Last night I decided to switch it up and do a Southern Louisiana Lizard. It was excellent!!

by SlipperyD November 16, 2017


calling out Southern

The excuse one from the South gives when they are in a snowy region and can't make it into work.

She needs to move back to Florida, this is the fifth incident of her calling out Southern this Winter!

by GracieMae March 3, 2009


Southern Grit Warbler

Some kind of bird that Hunter thinks exists?

Hunter seems oddly obsessed with the imaginary Southern Grit Warbler.

by dustypin November 25, 2021