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Dirty Stephen

Imagine a Dirty, DIRTY little British boy. His teeth are rotting from the crumpets and the tea. He sailed across the smelly smelly sea, eventually arriving at University. He stank up the books. He stank up the pavement. He even stank up the LC basement. He stunk so bad he scared the skunk. He stunk so bad he stank himself drunk. So drunk off his stink you think he might shower. Without suds and soaps, for days on end, Stephen eventually went sour. He scared off the ladies. He scared off the hoes. He even scared off the rancid gym bros. Stephen asked to play chess. expecting a yes, his stench sent James off in a scurry.

Daughter: Daddy, I want a Dirty Stephen for Christmas
Daddy: No, you don't sweetie. He's a stinky little boy.

by Joey McGarry November 21, 2024


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"the riddler is so funny." - "the biddler!!!" - *crickets* - "you just stephen mann-ified that joke)

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Doug: Look its Stephen Harper.

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stephen afreh

Stephen got the poker touch where we grew up is so certi crade

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by Slackjawslim July 1, 2019


Stephen George

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Stephen George is the the type of guy that would say "sunscreen? Pshhhhh".

by Gizmocakes November 23, 2021