anti-family

being non-social with relatives/family members because you think it's a waste of time or you have better things to do.

"I never see Amanda anymore"
"Yeh, she's anti-family."

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Family Locator

A smartphone app where overprotective moms can stalk their kids. It uses the signal given off by their phones to track their every movement. They are, however, easy to trick. If you go off somewhere, leave your phone with a friend. However, the app is actually quite useless because if a rapist kidnaps your child, then they will probably be prepared for the app and leave the phone somewhere.

Rapist: o yea, look at this kid i just kidnapped! o shit hes got family locator. ill just leave his phone in the mall somewhere. i beat the system, woot!

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unicorn family

A Unicorn Family is a family that is, simply put, too good to be true. All of the family members love and support one another. Internal strife is rare to non-existent. To the outside world they are a perfect family.

In talking to my best friend I told her that I wished I had a unicorn family, like she has.

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Family Cactus

The most inappropriate cactus ever

Guy:Hey can I see your family cactus?
Girl:Ew no that's so inappropriate!!!

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Partridge family

The show with the theme song where the partridge comes out of the egg, shakes one half of the egg off its butt, and kicks the other half away.

Dude, in the partridge family theme song, why does the partridge get rid of the egg!!?? Obviously an egg on its butt could protect it!

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family pact

In the game of necking or gilling, which is slapping someone on the back of the neck and scratching their neck when they say something stupid, if they say something amazingly stupid that is heard by many people, someone yells "FAMILY PACT!" and everyone gets their turn of giving them a neck

My gosh! Name-o has gotten like 30 family pacts!

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Dores Family

A family of odd individuals who rule a German kingdom in the world of memes. It is not a good thing to be a part of the dores family. “Welcome to the dores family.” Is the worst thing to hear. You become a dores family member when you become a meme. You also enjoy eating poopoo like lovely peaches.

The dores family loves eating din din

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