Poor Wiping Syndrome

The awkward experience of having an itchy butthole due to poor wiping after an mammoth shit.

John - Ahh dude, I've got the itchiest butthole...

Martin - Poor Wiping Syndrome?

John - Totally...

(John waddles off)

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rough ass wipe

when soon after squeezing out a vengeful number 2, a person realizes there is no toilet paper on the roll. At this point their only option is to wipe with the rough brown cardboard-like tp spool. this can be quite irritable to the bunghole.

uuuuugggggaaaahhhhh...........plop. "shit, theres no toilet paper left, ill have to endure a rough ass wipe."

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Kirkland wet wipe

When you have a massive swamp ass, on a really hot day, then wipe it on the nose of a sleeping friend.

Josh fell asleep on the couch, party foul. I'm gonna give him a Kirkland wet wipe.

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Wipe my ass

Telling someone to wipe your ass to disrespect them. If that motherfucker decides to do so, he a fuckin slave suckin dicks on groove street probably for some gay ass losers.

Yo that nigga wipe my ass, i disrespected his ass in front of whole crowd. I heard his bitch ass been hangin out with gays, not a suprise.

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wipe down Wednesday

the one day of the week when you need to get the wipe down(blowjob). It can be from anyone,ugly,hot,sexy,or anything but it must be done.

"oh shit. It's 11pm on a Wednesday and my dick has not been sucked! Wipe down Wednesday all day"
@.@

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Dry Wipe Swipe

A poo that leaves little or no residue. Only one sheet of toilet paper is required when wiping. Dry wipe swipes are deemed as the best type of poo in the pooing world. They're rare for some, frequent for others. One can often tell whether a dry wipe swipe is on the way, 5 to 10 minutes prior to pooping.

No worries, it's a dry wipe swipe

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Wipe me down

wipe me down implies that one is “clean,” “fresh,” or otherwise “fly". I mean wipe me down can be like turn me up for me/my attitude/my apparence to be "fly".

Its kinda the "brush ur shoulders off" when you feel lit or whatever.

Océane: Look at the cool people in this bitch
You: Bitch let's wipe eachother down to be the coolest, hoe.
Océane : okay *your name* WIPE ME DOWN

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