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When you nut in a balloon approximately 20 times and then throw it at your woman during sex
Ashley: he threw a balloon filled with nut at me and I couldn't see he called it a German molotov.
German waterfall is when a morbidly obesed man pisses into the air and into his belly button and the pee streams on his roles like a waterfall into two girls mouth.
Morbidly obese man pulls out weiner and pees into his belly button
Very skinny girl one/ IS THAT PISSES?!🤢
Skinny girl 2/mmmmmm yummy 🤤
Morbidly obese guy/it's called a German waterfall
when someone is too hungry and angry at the same time, then all of sudden starts to speak german.
mom, food delivery is on the way, please stop behaving like a hangry german.
Forking 4 pieces in chess as the Knight that's shaped like a Swastika
And then I hit him with the German Fork!
The German trucker is where you yank a truckers balls like a semi air-horn string.
Oh man i preformed that german trucker move last night.
The act of pooping into a pog case or other such penile shaped container (or inserting your member into a fecal filled rectum) and placing one's shaft inside. Then pull your shit covered penis out and there you have it. The insertion of a popscicle stick into ones urethra is optional and preferred for the authentic german experience. If you put pam on the inside of the container the shit slides out better. (German because of poop in place of corn, and penis in place of hotdog)
SziPhi:We went totally nuts with those german corndogs last night!
Vash:I know, I still have wood splinters in my urethra.
SziPhi:Next time I won't bite all the way through the feces; you should have less shaft scarring that way.
Vash:Yeah. I've already lost 3 inches to date.
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