For Everything You Say, You Add In Saying Cute.
Teacher: "The Civil War Tok Place In The 1800's."
Student: "Thats Cute!"
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The sight of something so effing cute, such as a beagle puppy playing, or any cute puppy, or baby dressed in a onesie that makes them look like a bear or some other fuzzy cute animal. Take an already cute baby, add the onesie multiplier effect and it is too much for most passionate, feeling people to take. Once the cute-rage has occurred, this energy must be dissipated by punching something, typically a large pillow which provides enough resistance for the blows to feel satisfying or hugging the kid/dog so hard their eyes pop out; as this is not an option, you hit the pillow and run around swearing about the cuteness. Cute-rage CANNOT and does not occur with inanimate objects. The DSM only defines cute-rage to occur after seeing a living thing that is off-the-charts cute, or doing something similarly cute.
Holy fawking shit, did you see that four-year-old dressed up as a lion? He had a tail, the hood with ears a la Max from Where the Wild Things Are, whiskers painted on his chubby little cheeks! When he trick-or-treated my house I almost punched a hole in the door from the cute-rage; I was so overtaken by his off-the-charts cuteness! He even growled at me with this little kid voice before the "trick-or-treat".
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This is usually something a girl says about another girl. It can indicte a number of different things, depending on the context.
For instance, if a girl says this about her ex-boyfriend's current girlfriend, or just a boy she really likes, what she means is that she doesn't feel any strong feelings toward the girl, but feels compelled to say something. This statement is meant to make the boy reflect and realize that A) that's very nice of a girl to compliment another girl and B)Well, yeah, she's cute, but she's not as pretty as (girl who made statement)
In another context, this can also be said of a someone, maybe a whore, that a girl doesn't like but doesn't want to seem nasty. It's always meant to reflect positively toward herself, for boys to take their attention off the "cute" girl and notice how cute the other girl is, or at least how "sweet" and "charitable" it is of her to offer a compliment.
Girl: Who was that, you were with?
Guy: My girlfriend, Kaitlin. We've been together a month now.
Girl: Oh, cool. She's cute.
Guy: Yeah.
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Part of a phrase deducted from Young Blaze's "That girl ain't cute" video that went viral on youtube several months ago.
Best used as a reaction to anything that is seen as "offensive", "disgusting" and or "uncool".
Look at my new UGGs!
Girl, that ain't cute.
Did you see the size of that woman?
Sure did. That ain't cute.
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The cute half of the relationship, and the definition of cute.
Person 1: bunny is so cute, she's an angel!
Person 2: yeah, she's the cute one.
The experience of, well, being frustrated over seeing a cute event, picture or video. The expression of cuteness frustration can vary from giggles, aww-ing, grunting, groaning, kicking, writhing and pretty much any action, noise or movement after seeing a cute "thing" (again, usually in the form of an event, picture or video).
"Hey, did you see that cute cat video i sent you"
"YES! OH MY GOD! That cat was so freaking cute! I was just, like, GRRRAAAA, UUUUGGHHHHHH!! IT WAS SO GOD DAMN CUTE!!!!"
"Jeez, you definitely have an acute case of cuteness frustration"